Friday, April 21, 2006

Melting


So this is me. That is how hot it is here. My nose is literally running off my face. Yes, it is uncomfortable. My armpits are in a constant state of putridness and there is no way to counteract the effect. They are always sticky and moist. It is disgusting. Truly. Well that is about all I can say. My fingers are turning to a distinctly rubber substance.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Rain



"It's hard to listen to a hard hard heart beating close to mine pounding up against the stone and steel walls that I won't climb sometimes a hurt is so deep deep deep you think that you're gonna drown sometimes all I can do is weep weep weep with all this rain falling down strange how hard it rains now rows and rows of big dark clouds when I'm holding on underneath this shroud rain Its hard to know when to give up the fight the things you want will just never be right its never rained like it has to night before now I don't wanna beg you baby for something maybe you could never give I'm not looking for the rest of your lifeI just want another chance to live strange how hard it rains now rows and rows of big dark clouds when I'm still alive underneath this shroud Rain Rain Rain"

Depressing song, but really really good. Check it out. Rain, by Patty Griffin, album 1000 Kisses

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Trekkies

What is a trekkie?
Someone who likes Star Trek? I think not.

I think a trekkie is someone who knows how the dylithium plagomatic crystal converts motoresonic energy into a plasma converter that then generates warp drive capacity. (Note: I made up all of those words, I don't actually know anything about crystals or plasma). If someone simply watches, lets say Star Trek The Next Generation, and they enjoy it, I wouldn't say that person is then a trekkie. And I think that if a person was to know general knowledge trivia about Star Trek, for example what is spok (especially even if they cannot spell it)? Everyone knows Spock (I asked someone else how to spell it) is a Vulcan, everyone! If someone doesn't know that I would say that person is a loser and those who do know it are not necessarily trekkies.
And I think that it is very uncool for someone, who would normally have some authority in what a person likes and owns, to tell other people that the first person has a star trek communicator they velcro to their chest, tap, and go "bloo bloop, captain to the bridge." That is just plain mean. Mean mean mean mean, especially when no such item exists and the audience of such a story believe it. MEAN, I TELL YOU MEAN!!!!

Want to know if your a trekkie? Take the test.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=1490360652195084015